tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post6793082445467615829..comments2023-10-20T09:18:52.575-07:00Comments on Gingers is the Watchword: Happy Leap Day!Redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-13750926398032241122008-03-01T08:46:00.000-08:002008-03-01T08:46:00.000-08:00I'll fix it:Caesar chicken salad.I'll fix it:<BR/><BR/>Caesar chicken salad.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-60867644080255519872008-02-29T16:33:00.000-08:002008-02-29T16:33:00.000-08:00Nothing like a tossed salad joke to send us into t...Nothing like a tossed salad joke to send us into the weekend.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-24569743061827778012008-02-29T13:59:00.000-08:002008-02-29T13:59:00.000-08:00Well, considering the average marriage lasts like ...Well, considering the average marriage lasts like 1 year or 2 weeks or something, I'll have to be e-prepared after we e-divorce.<BR/><BR/>You know some women that asked their husbands to marry them? Wow, that's actually pretty cool.<BR/><BR/>I proposed to a girl once. But she was in the holding cell next to me and damnit all if I hadn't hawked the wedding ring for a case of Pabst only a few hours earlier. Cause usually I'm prepared in case something comes up.<BR/><BR/>So anyways, she didn't accept. But the guy in the same cell as me did. And to this day, every time I go to a restaurant and see 'Tossed Salad' on the menu I break down a little bit. It was like real love.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-45982182522363542652008-02-29T13:17:00.000-08:002008-02-29T13:17:00.000-08:00You mean to have another lady ask you to marry her...You mean to have <I>another</I> lady ask you to marry her, right?<BR/><BR/>I just learned of this today from Wikipedia (God Bless that website), but I know a lot of ladies who proposed to their husbands (okay, like, 2), so don't give up hope. It could happen anytime.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-62024723782934697022008-02-29T13:01:00.000-08:002008-02-29T13:01:00.000-08:00I didn't know this tradition existed actually. Yo...I didn't know this tradition existed actually. You mean I have to wait for four years in order to have a lady ask me to marry her?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Totally off my circaidian rhythm. I need a mating tradition that goes in 2.5 year cycles.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-79715012490531847762008-02-29T09:48:00.000-08:002008-02-29T09:48:00.000-08:00The official tally is, well, zero. So continue you...The official tally is, well, zero. So continue your sedentary ways...Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-22630755899627445702008-02-29T09:39:00.000-08:002008-02-29T09:39:00.000-08:00How many have you got? Should I be working out or...How many have you got? Should I be working out or preparing my jiujitsu pudding grapping techniques?<BR/><BR/>Damn, I really hate confrontation. And exercise. Especially exercise.doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-12934310851358645952008-02-29T08:57:00.000-08:002008-02-29T08:57:00.000-08:00That might be the nicest offer I've ever had!That might be the nicest offer I've ever had!Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-21763646266150406032008-02-29T08:54:00.000-08:002008-02-29T08:54:00.000-08:00If you get more e-proposals I'm willing to fight i...If you get more e-proposals I'm willing to fight in pools of jello or whatever you need. <BR/><BR/>Just like in the old days when men squared off with pistols over the hand of some fair lass, I suppose!doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-76569389318749477022008-02-29T08:36:00.000-08:002008-02-29T08:36:00.000-08:00You're right. And you already said yes. I don't kn...You're right. And you already said yes. I don't know what I was thinking.<BR/><BR/>Sorry other people who want to marry me...Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4718863591862783655.post-62307283995094705862008-02-29T08:31:00.000-08:002008-02-29T08:31:00.000-08:00I thought you and I had this all sewn up, Red?Go a...I thought you and I had this all sewn up, Red?<BR/><BR/>Go ahead and e-propose to me today if you want...just think: dual citizenship and loads of cheese and gravy!<BR/><BR/>And also...the cold winter months are a perfect excuse to stay in and watch American Idol. <BR/><BR/>Dont be shy!doorknob_danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593165510284550311noreply@blogger.com