Arrested Development: Coming Soon to a Theater Near You - Garney said he performed Gob's chicken dance when he heard this news. I, on the other had, started imagining Ron Howard narrating my life...which is awesome.
Amy Ryan: Back in The Office - Amy Ryan will return to The Office as a love interest for Michael Scott for multiple episodes next season (I'm happy to see she got McNulty out of her system (though, how anyone could get over McNulty is beyond me)). This is good news, because Amy Ryan is cool, but they have to bring Toby back at some point, right? I mean, The Office without Toby is like a night without alcohol...totally no fun.
Bill Murray: Officially Back on the Market - Don't think I wouldn't marry him in a heartbeat. So, his wife got the kids and the house in South Carolina. Bill got the house in Hemet! Let me explain it this way: People who can't afford to live in LA or SD, live in Temecula. People who can't afford to live in Temecula, live in Hemet. WTF is Bill Murray doing with a house in Hemet?!? This is the mystery of the ages.
Kansas City BBQ: Destroyed by Fire - You may be thinking, "Why do I care if some shitty restaurant in San Diego burned?" Well, my friend, you care because you love Top Gun and KC BBQ is the site where Goose plays Great Balls of Fire on the piano (I could only find a Spanish dubbed version, but truthfully, I didn't look very hard). Sad, sad day for cinematic history...
Finally, The Decemberists have a song they'd like you to hear:
Oh! And Happy Canada Day, you Canadians. You're so cute with your little holidays.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
This (mostly) Just In...
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
This (mostly) Just In: Men & Relationships Edition
This edition is not even "mostly just in" because most of this crap happened last week while I was on vacation. However, Must. Make. Snarky. Comments. Enjoy:
David Cook asked out Kimberly Caldwell - So that's his type, eh? I wish them nothing but the best...and by "best" I mean try not to lose your shirt in the divorce, asshole.
Clay Aiken Impregnated Someone - Not, like, really. The women was artificially inseminated. If this isn't the surest sign ever that he is gay, I don't know what is. He needs to Lance Bass it already.
George Clooney is Single Again - I actually cheered when I heard this news...mainly because George is too fabulous to be with a hot chick who's biggest claim to fame is appearing on Fear Factor.
Bill Murray is Single Again, Too - I really hope he's not the sex/drug/hitting ladies addict his wife claims. I hope he's more the supremely unhappy guy from Lost in Translation...because that's so much better.
All these men and their new or failing relationships lead me to believe something weird is happening with men right now. I swear, every guy I've ever known is mulling around lately suggesting I bear their children or meet them for the weekend in Vegas. When it rains it pours, I tell ya. Geez!
Bill, I'll meet you in Japan. 