John and Kate Plus 8 - Do people really watch this show? Or is it one of those things the media covers, but no one actually watches? Like The Hills.
No Doubt: Back on Tour - They haven't recorded an album together in years. Seriously, who wants this?
Where Clarie has been on Lost - She'll be back eventually to tie up her lose ends...and I still won't really care. I mean, she's no John Locke.
Twitter and a possible Twitter TV show - Fail!
How tough it is for Jessica Biel to land decent roles because she's too pretty - Boo effing hoo, Jessica.
I'm really gonna cry for you and your incredible hotness tonight *eye roll*
