This (mostly) Just In...

Victoria Beckham has Breast Implants Removed - I don't know why, but this makes me kind of sad. I love Posh because she's so ridiculously major! Now, she seems more normal...well, apart from the crazy outfits...and no one likes a normal WAG. Apparently, it's a ploy to get on the cover of Vogue. Anna Wintour is such a beezy.

A Day Without a Fox - On August 4, several men's internet sites are banning all talk/images/etc. of the incredibly hot, toe thumbed Megan Fox. This is retarded. I mean, I'm not her #1 fan or anything, but seriously dude sites? You spend months (nay years!) building her up as a goddess only to get sick of her and act like she doesn't exist?! Actually, wait. That sounds like textbook male behavior. Carry on...

January Jones "Too Thin" for Mad Men - I'm not mad at the lovely January, as she just seems like one of those naturally really thin people (i.e. not doing the anorexic Hollywood thing a la Nicole Richie or something), but I love this non-story because the producers encourage the ladies of Mad Men to eat and look "fluffy" (as an old friend of mine would say). Can we please go back to the 60's already?

Dollhouse Season 1 on DVD - Watch it! Now!!! Jamie Bamber will be in Season 2 and you don't want to miss out on that hotness.

Seinfeld Reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm - The new season of Curb will feature Jerry, Julia, Michael, Jason and Larry creating and filming a Seinfeld reunion. These pretzels are already makin' me thirsty!