You guys! Someone wrote a fan fic version of The Big Lebowski as written by Shakespeare. And hilarity ensues. Some notable lines, done Bard syle:
"Sir Donald; thou art out of thy element."Ahhh...to be so clever. Check out the entire thing here.
"Were thou to bring a gentle cock to mine bed-chamber, I might help him to success for ten shillings." (inflation, man)
"Yea, well, that be, forsooth, thy opinion, sir."
"Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with Joshua Quince, by Jesu."
"I am not Master Lebowski; thou art Master Lebowski. I am the Knave, called the Knave. Or His Knaveness, or mayhap Knaver, or mayhap El Knaverino, in the manner of the Spaniard, if brevity be not in thy soul nor wit. A Knave by any other name would abide just as well."
"‘Orient-man’ is not preferr’d nomenclature."
"The Sabbath; I’ll roll not, God-a-mercy."
5 comments:
HAHAHAHA! That is just AWESOME. "in the manner of the Spaniard" almost killed me.
Hey, The Knave would be a great pseudonym for a blogger.
OMG, DUUUUDE! THE BIG LEBOWSKI IS SOOO AWESOME! SOME DAY IT WILL CURE CANCER! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT MOVIE IS A COCKSUCKER!!
That's my impression of everyone but me who has seen that movie. Ta-daaa.
What Beckeye said. Although, this IS pretty clever. And funnier than the movie.
I was actually watching this movie last night on basic cable. Which sucked, because they edited out all the bad words. It would have been much funnier if they just dubbed this over instead...
Jon: I was watching it, too. Some of the edits are funny though. Like "You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?" Ha!
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