This (Mostly) Just In

- Conan to be on TBS! The redheaded giant will return to late night comedy in November on that station with all the Tyler Perry shows. Very funny.

- Phil Mickelson makes Tiger look even worse! San Diego’s own Phil Mickelson won the Masters yesterday, and his emotional celebration with his family (his wife and mother are both battling breast cancer) was in sharp contrast with Woods, the serial womanizer who finished fourth.

- RIP Dixie Carter. The main chick from Designing Women passed away.

- Tina Fey is funny! The object of this blog’s biggest woman crush hosted SNL this weekend, and revived her Sarah Palin impression.




-The Let’s Make Outs rock! Our band played its second ever “show” last night, and I think it went pretty well. We have a new member, our friend Amber, and she plays a mean tambourine. That link is to our Facebook page, become a fan!

- It’s Padres Opening Day! Red and I are lucky enough to have tickets. Hopefully this morning’s rain is done for good, and the Friars will go for a win.

What in the What?

Have you guys seen this new Nike ad with Tiger Woods? It's just a closeup of Tiger looking like he's going to cry, while the disembodied voice of his dead father wonders if he's learned anything.



I have no idea what this is supposed to do: Humanize him? Make us feel sorry for him? Remind us all of our own immortality, and therefore Tiger's immortality, thus forcing us to forgive his sins as he would forgive ours? Induce us to buy Nike golf shoes? No clue. What I do know is that I bet my boyfriend $2 that Tiger won't make the cut at the Masters, and this doesn't make me regret it.

This (mostly) Just In...

Grumpy is Good for You - Sweet! I can finally stop apologizing for being in a bad mood all the time!

Tiger, Tiger Woods, Ya'll - This story makes me very sad. Apparently, Tiger Woods is a big ol' philanderer. I've always really liked Tiger and never thought he'd be one of "those" guys. As Liz said yesterday, "If tall, blond Scandinavian models get cheated on, there's not hope for the rest of us." We are all doomed.

Marilyn Monroe + Mary Jane - The screen starlet smokes pot in a film recently purchased by a collector...which was then, of course, leaked on the interwebs. Ah, modern society.

Top Chef Finale: Part I - What's the deal with these two part, two week finales? It's so freaking annoying! Just tell me Kevin won the damn thing already!

Vote for Me! - It's that time of year...when Grant Miller doles out his esteemed Drysdale Awards. And this year, by some weird fluke, I've been nominated for Blogger of the Year! There's pretty much no chance in hell I will win, but please vote for me so I'm not dead last. Please?!