This (mostly) Just In

50 Cent to Host Reality Show - Basically, it's like The Apprentice, with 14 aspiring entrepreneurs battling for 50's respect (and $100,000). Sounds like something I will never watch...ever...and not just because I've pretty much forgotten MTV even exists.

A Return to Melrose Place - Following on the heels of the not very successful 90210 reboot, the CW is looking to remake the early 90's soap fest. As someone who actually digs the new 90210 and who loved Melrose Place even more, I am kinda excited about this news. I've never claimed to have impeccable taste. Oh wait, yes I have.

Obama Infomercial Airs Tonight - The problem with watching Mr. Obama is I already have 2 things to record/watch at 8 and no one keeps me from Tyra and ANTM. No one!!!

Joaquin Phoenix to Retire - Who'll swing away now?! Just to forwarn ya'll, I plan to retire at 34 to pursue my "music career" as well. Only 5 years to go!

Tara Reid says, "I'm Not Perfect" - Also, I am currently breathing.