Date/Time: April 28, 2009 9pmish
Liz: So you wouldn't want to be buried in a Padres themed mausoleum a la the new Cubs fan mausoleum in Chicago?
Red: Uh, no. That's completely retarded. I do want to be cremated though.
Liz: I don't get the point of cremation if your not gonna scatter the ashes.
Red: Well, it's better for the environment.
Liz: I don't care about my carbon footprint when I'm dead. Besides, if you're cremated, you can't come back as a zombie.
Red: Excellent point. I may need to rethink this...
Liz: Yeah. You totally don't want to miss out on a coming-back-as-a-zombie opportunity.
[drawing from portraits as living deads]