Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Oh good!

They let those two journalists imprisoned in North Korea go!

Apparently Bill Clinton took Kim Jong-il out for fried chicken and lap dances, and after a few hours in the champagne room, ol' Slick Willy got the little tyke to allow bygones to bygones. (At least that's how I assume it happened, I only read the headline).

So now Laura Ling and Euna Lee get to go home after only a few months hard labor, instead of the originally scheduled 12 years, which is to be expected when you visit North Korea anyway.

DON'T NUKE HAWAII, K? THANKS!

I do miss the '90s sometimes

3 comments:

red said...

Good ol' Bill...comin' through in a pinch for the ladies.

BeckEye said...

Was Obama too busy with his kick-ass birthday party to help out?

words...words...words... said...

Bill Clinton: Wherever hot Asian chicks are in distress, He is there.