They let those two journalists imprisoned in North Korea go!
Apparently Bill Clinton took Kim Jong-il out for fried chicken and lap dances, and after a few hours in the champagne room, ol' Slick Willy got the little tyke to allow bygones to bygones. (At least that's how I assume it happened, I only read the headline).
So now Laura Ling and Euna Lee get to go home after only a few months hard labor, instead of the originally scheduled 12 years, which is to be expected when you visit North Korea anyway.
DON'T NUKE HAWAII, K? THANKS!
I do miss the '90s sometimes