New Movie from Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant - I love these two, but I especially love these two together. Don't tell ALF, but I'd like to marry Stephen Merchant and have 10,000 of his babies.
Kenyan Man Offers 40 Goats and 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton - SoS Hillary Clinton promises to present the offer to her daughter. File this story under "Headlines you'd think are from The Onion or something, but aren't."
Jay-Z, Rhianna and Kanye Announced as Leno's First Musical Guests - Apparently, they're performing all together. This sounds waaaaaay too cool to be on Leno.
Oprah Sued for $1 Trillion - For reals. This is not some Dr. Evil business.