Friday, August 7, 2009

This (mostly) Just In...


New Movie from Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant - I love these two, but I especially love these two together. Don't tell ALF, but I'd like to marry Stephen Merchant and have 10,000 of his babies.

Kenyan Man Offers 40 Goats and 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton - SoS Hillary Clinton promises to present the offer to her daughter. File this story under "Headlines you'd think are from The Onion or something, but aren't."

Jay-Z, Rhianna and Kanye Announced as Leno's First Musical Guests - Apparently, they're performing all together. This sounds waaaaaay too cool to be on Leno.

Oprah Sued for $1 Trillion - For reals. This is not some Dr. Evil business.

4 comments:

Liz said...

I read about that guy trying to buy Chelsea before. I wonder if its the same guy or if this request comes up a lot.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Stephen Merchant???? REALLY??? You are a fascinating woman, Red.

words...words...words... said...

Ditto. Stephen Merchant? Although it is heartening to see someone want to bear 10,000 babies just cause of the funny!

Soda and Candy said...

I wonder how many goats I'd fetch.

I hope that guy gets his money if that Oprah story is true. Especially after she axed the shit out of that author that turned out to have made up his autobiography.