Friday, December 11, 2009

Happy Hanukkah!

The Festivle of Lights begins at sundown, so a very happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish readers. I am not a member of your faith, but as a fan of latkes, chocolate gold coins and three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, I applaud your continuing efforts.

La Chaim!


red said...

And as someone who'd gladly convert from Shiksa to Jewess, I'd like to especially wish all the cute, single Jewish boys out there a very Happy Hanukkah. Call me!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Wow. Shawn Green gets no love? Too much Dodger exposure?

Wait a second...that makes even less sense!!! Conspiracy!

BeckEye said...

The Jews are the cause of all the world's problems.


BeckEye said...

Damn Mel Gibson, always hacking my Blogger account.

What I think he meant to say is that Lindsay Lohan is the cause of all the STDs contracted by the world's Jews. You hear that, Jason Segel? Keep your little puppet away from that skank.