Monday, December 29, 2008

Talents I Discovered During the Christmas Holiday

I am amazing at Wii Bowling - When I say "amazing," I mean "not as terrible as I am at Wii baseball, golf and tennis." Plus, my Mii is totally hot.

I was made for Rock Band - I always suspected I'd love Rock Band, but I had no idea I'd be awesome at it, too. So, maybe I'm only awesome at the singing part (all that karaoke finally pays off with 100% accuracy, suckas), but I can hit 2 drum pads on beat at least 60% of the time. I choose to believe this means I totally missed my calling to be a hot chick drummer, a la Karen Carpenter. I think, ultimately, it's the universe that loses most.

Did you discover any hidden talents this holiday season? Are they, unlike mine, actually helpful on your path to greatness?


Garney said...

I discovered I don't have the ability to prevent the people in front of me from talking during the entire 2 hours and 45 minutes of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Vegetable Assassin said...

I discovered that I suck at most board games but am possibly the world Champion of "UNO". Yes, I can out-Uno anyone, sucker and surely it's time we all played this game for money or/and cakes because I would win all of the above.

Merry Christmas, Red.

Dr Zibbs said...

I kick ass with Wii bowling. I'm not kidding.

d said...

My Mii is totally hot too. She even wears glasses, whereas the real me prefers to sleep in her contacts repeatedly out of laziness.

I did discover that I have an uncanny ability to sleep more than any human being on the planet. Also, my metabolism is talented. By talented, I mean painfully slow. So I am really good at being slightly chubby.

Oh and I'm great at breaking iPods. The end!

BeckEye said...

I just mentioned my proficiency with Wii today. But tennis is my sport. I'm pretty damn good at bowling too, but I'm like Chris Evert Lloyd up in this bitch.

Anonymous said...

i discovered that i am pretty good at watching the chargers WIN . . . it's much different from the tears and vomiting that occurs when they lose.

And Red - its never too late to become a hot female drummer


pistols at dawn said...

I hate Rock Band, because all my non-musician friends assume I'll be great at it, because I play (poorly, but they don't know that part). And then I suck, and everyone's like, "What the hell?" and I'm like, "You know, real music doesn't involve hitting yellow and blue things."

words words words said...

I discovered that, if my nephew's judgment is to be trusted, I am awesome at playing trucks.