Thursday, October 30, 2008

30 Rock Quote(s) of the Day

The season 3 premiere of 30 Rock is tonight at 9:30. Watch it or NBC will cancel it and I will cry and I'm already feeling crappy so you wanting to make me cry makes you a total jerk and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

These two quotes are especially for Falwless because she asked to hear from these hilarious characters:


Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Kenneth: I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!

And one from Dennis (since I dissed him yesterday and I am insane and think fictional characters have feelings directly related to ramblings on my blog):

Dennis: (Reading from a letter) Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights.

9 comments:

Liz said...

Jesus this show is funny. Sorry you're feeling crappy!

Falwless said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA -- I love BOTH of those quotes!! You are truly terrific, Red!

And I hope you have a better today than you did yesterday. That was awkward and poorly written but I'm leaving it.

david wells said...

"hey Dummy"

Great quotes, DVR is set to record! I finally got my wife interested to watch this show, even though she hates Alec. But he playing an arrogant ass makes it even funnier.

MelO said...

I LOVE 30 Rock. Maybe it'll help us feel better... I'm feeling crappy too.

Hey-did you get me sick when we were making out again? Damn it, Red!

Dr Zibbs said...

I love this show. And those quotes.

McGone said...

I would watch a Dennis The Beeper King spin-off every week.

pistols at dawn said...

Fantastic. And here's hoping you have some joy, joy, joy down in your heart.

Red said...

MelO - I thought we agreed not to tell anyone about that.

McGone - Me, too. I actually totally love Dennis as he is a close approximation of all my ex-boyfriends.

Pistols - Why are you quoting a Jesus song?

pistols at dawn said...

Red, sometimes even I don't know what I'm talking about. You said something about being sad, and instantly, I thought of Ned Flanders and his creepy kids singing that song.

Live by the instant connection your brain makes between disparate things, die by it, too.