The season 3 premiere of 30 Rock is tonight at 9:30. Watch it or NBC will cancel it and I will cry and I'm already feeling crappy so you wanting to make me cry makes you a total jerk and you should feel ashamed of yourself.
These two quotes are especially for Falwless because she asked to hear from these hilarious characters:
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Kenneth: I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!
And one from Dennis (since I dissed him yesterday and I am insane and think fictional characters have feelings directly related to ramblings on my blog):
Dennis: (Reading from a letter) Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
30 Rock Quote(s) of the Day
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9 comments:
Jesus this show is funny. Sorry you're feeling crappy!
HAHAHAHAHAHA -- I love BOTH of those quotes!! You are truly terrific, Red!
And I hope you have a better today than you did yesterday. That was awkward and poorly written but I'm leaving it.
"hey Dummy"
Great quotes, DVR is set to record! I finally got my wife interested to watch this show, even though she hates Alec. But he playing an arrogant ass makes it even funnier.
I LOVE 30 Rock. Maybe it'll help us feel better... I'm feeling crappy too.
Hey-did you get me sick when we were making out again? Damn it, Red!
I love this show. And those quotes.
I would watch a Dennis The Beeper King spin-off every week.
Fantastic. And here's hoping you have some joy, joy, joy down in your heart.
MelO - I thought we agreed not to tell anyone about that.
McGone - Me, too. I actually totally love Dennis as he is a close approximation of all my ex-boyfriends.
Pistols - Why are you quoting a Jesus song?
Red, sometimes even I don't know what I'm talking about. You said something about being sad, and instantly, I thought of Ned Flanders and his creepy kids singing that song.
Live by the instant connection your brain makes between disparate things, die by it, too.
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