Thursday, October 2, 2008

Top 5: Inappropriate Crushes

News flash: I'm single! And I like men! I realized all my talk of ScarJo and Christina Hendricks may have confused some of you, so I decided it's time to talk about some fellas. Some young fellas. Here's the top 5 dudes I totally crush on...even though they are all under 25:

1. Daniel Radcliffe (19) - Harry Potter may only be 19, but he's coming into his own. I recently watched December Boys, which sucked, but he was kinda hot. And he's now appearing nude on Broadway in Equus. Our little Harry is all grown up.

2. Tristan Wilds (19) - I'll admit it. I like the new 90210. Mostly, I watch for Tristan Wilds (fka Michael on The Wire) as the new Brandon. He's nothing like the old Brandon (except he just got a job at The Peach Pit), but, in just 4 short weeks, he's already landed Kelly Taylor's little sister. What a stud.

3. Shia LaBeouf (22) - No, I will not get over it!


4. Matt Kemp (24, above) - The center fielder for the evil LA Dodgers is so gorgeous, every time he bats I feel the guilt of a catholic school boy. If the Cubs collapse and the Dodgers make it to the series, Kemp will be the single shining light in an otherwise dark world.

5. Hunter Parrish (21) - Hunter plays the eldest son on Weeds. He seemed to spend most of this season shirtless...and we can all thank God for that.

See! Further proof I have weird taste in men...and excellent taste in women.

12 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

There's an image of the Harry Potter dude online where he's showing his unit. I think the ladies will be pleasantly surprised.

MichelleSG said...

Girl you really like them THAT young? I'd think you'd need to give them too many directions. A map even. Nah, too much effort.

Falwless said...

I'm with you on that guy you have pictured. Holy cow. What sport is this again? Baseball? Maybe I should start tuning in...

Garney said...

It's not really a crush, but I guess mine would be Amanda Bynes (22). It's her seemingly natural sense of comic timing in addition to her ability to be cute without seeming plastic.

words words words said...

I'll second Amanda Bynes. To make it an even five, I'll add Ellen Page (21), Ashley Tisdale (22), Barbara Bush (26) and Paula Creamer (22).

Red said...

Dr. Z: As Valarie Cherish would say, "I don't need to see that!"

Michelle: Why hello there! I wouldn't actually date dudes that young, but they are sure nice to look at.

Fal: Right? I just sent that picture around the office and all the ladies have officially lost all ability to concentrate. Now, you see why I love baseball?!!

Garney: As she get's older, she gets more and more plastic, though. It's kinda sad really.

www: Nice list, but Barbara Bush? really?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Definitely Ellen Page. She gets a "reserved" sticker.

pistols at dawn said...

I try to find people I actually interact with attractive, but that's because I'm too busy interacting with others to scour my cable guide for potential crushes I'll never meet.

My loss, I'm sure.

BeckEye said...

I've never ever had an inappropriate crush on a boy who was too young for me.

(I know the Feds are monitoring the Internetz.)

Liz said...

Words Words Words, it would have been funnier if you said Barbara Bush (83)

MelO said...

thank GOD is RIGHT!! Holy Mother of All Abs That are Amazing that Hunter Parrish is a fine piece of... uh... man!!!

I do appreciate no. 4 but cannot address this issue for reasons you are fully aware of.

McGone said...

Yeah - I'm going on a limb and guessing tt's never going to seem right for anyone that sees Harry Potter's Magic Wand.