Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Top 5: TV Stars Most in Need of a Sandwich

I recently started watching Burn Notice (because, despite pleas to "get out" and "see sunshine," I like living my life in front of my television) and it prompted this post: TV stars who could really stand to eat more.

Gabrielle Anwar - Burn Notice

Rose Byrne - Damages

The Entire Cast of 90210
(Except for Jennie Garth. Kelly Taylor looks good!)

Jennifer Carpenter - Dexter

Taylor Momsen - Gossip Girl

12 comments:

Andra said...

UGH! And, you know, I always thought that men liked a little meat on our bones... Starvation is NOT sexy, people!

McGone said...

The Girl has been tentatively watching the 90210 (and I occasionally watch a minute here or there just to try and figure out why Jessica Walter is slumming it in Beverly Hills after the Bluths went off the air). It's not a very good statement for the fashionable Pretty Young Things when the hottest woman on the show by far is 44-year old Lori Loughlin, or - as you say - Jennie Garth. Seriously, those over-emoting skeletons need to eat. And fire whoever dresses them like Simple Jack.

And I too have recently been getting into Burn Notice. Anwar is developing that scary ass Madonna-esque physique.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

That first chick could also use a...warm room...apparently.

words words words said...

I've always been a proponent of the curvy ladies, and your examples are good ones.

That said, Gabrielle Anwar's perfect breasts are not helping your case. Choose another photo :)

MichelleSG said...

Burn Notice kicks ass, we LOVE that show...
And yeah, when is emaciated going to go out of style? Can't we go back to curvy women in corsets?

Liz said...

I heard they pretty much started force feeding two of the 90210 girls because they were afraid they might die during production. Seriously.

Dr Zibbs said...

I agree. Great list.

danielle970 said...

I LOVE Burn Notice. Best new show of 2008 IMO. And actresses absolutely need to start eating more. Most of the time, skinny is NOT attractive.

Vegetable Assassin said...

It's so weird because Jennifer Carpenter looks so pretty and delicate on Dexter but in photos she always looks like a giant tranny. I don't get it at all!

Gabrielle Anwar is fugly. I can't even look at her. Her character pisses me off too.

Gosh I'm cranky tonight.

BeckEye said...

A sandwich? They all need a few pizzas. And maybe one of them could eat Lara Flynn Boyle so that I wouldn't have to look at her disgusting, bony ass anymore.

Is that girl from Dexter the same girl who was in The Exorcism of Emily Rose?

Falwless said...

Okay, I'm crackin' up at BeckEye. Good post - these chicks need to seriously eat a sandwich. Or twelve.

pistols at dawn said...

I'm going to write them all an angry letter agreeing with you right as soon as I finish masturbating.