Thursday, May 7, 2009

Manny Being a Dirty, Dirty Cheater

Manny Ramirez has been suspended 50(!) games for testing positive for a banned, performance enhancing substance. With the evil Dodgers killing everyone in the NL West, this makes happier than Heath Bell.

Of course, the Dodgers will probably be fine, as they still have great pitching and my boyfriend Matt Kemp, but what are they gonna do with Mannywood?!

Hi Matt. Hiiii


Red said...

For a second, I looked at "Manny Ramirez" and thought "Mariano Rivera."

My great-uncle Johnny, God rest him, never got over the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn.

words...words...words... said...

It's like Christmas morning. Now the "Mannywood" sign in left field is nothing but a taunting reminder of what might have been.

Of course, they will probably still win the NL West because it's made up of Special Olympians and kids with inhalers. But I'm still pleased.

Andra said...

Wow...Matt Kemp is HOT!:)

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Everyone's always excusing everything Manny does but he's an a-hole. He's always been an a-hole. Plays when he feels like it, does stupid things and thinks he's entitled. I'm not surprised at all he tested positive. Just like it wasn't an enormous surprise when Arod tested positive. I love baseball but all this steroid nonsense just ruined it for me.

Soda and Candy said...

Holy Christ, Matt Kemp is hot!

Thanks for introducing us!

; )