Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Top 5: Things it Would be Impossible for me to Care Less About

John and Kate Plus 8 - Do people really watch this show? Or is it one of those things the media covers, but no one actually watches? Like The Hills.

No Doubt: Back on Tour - They haven't recorded an album together in years. Seriously, who wants this?

Where Clarie has been on Lost - She'll be back eventually to tie up her lose ends...and I still won't really care. I mean, she's no John Locke.

Twitter and a possible Twitter TV show
- Fail!

How tough it is for Jessica Biel to land decent roles because she's too pretty - Boo effing hoo, Jessica.

I'm really gonna cry for you and your incredible hotness tonight *eye roll*

11 comments:

danielle970 said...

Oh Red. You stabbed me right where it hurts. I happen to be obsessed with J&K+8, so much so that I watched the all-day marathon of their show yesterday. And Claire? I think I blogged about her in every single LOST post this season.

Jessica Biel, however, can kiss my ass. Maybe if she Twittered some more about how gorgeous she is, she'd get more jobs.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Yeah, I feel so sorry for Jessica Biel. Too pretty to get good acting jobs, just like Natalie Portman, Scarjo and all those other beautiful actresses who we never see in the really good roles because they're so attractive.

Chaka said...

So was she saying that Steve Buscemi, Clint Howard, and Marty Feldman get all the Academy Awards roles because of their looks?

Andra said...

Personally, I am rather disenchanted with the usage of "fail" to mean everything but... Ah well, me and my English language snobbery...

BeckEye said...

A Twitter TV show? I know I say this a lot, but this is surely a sign of the apocalypse. And I mean it this time.

Liz said...

Is Jessica Biel even all that hot? Put some clothes on, hussy!

words...words...words... said...

I have never seen that Jon and Kate show, but the media has made me feel like I've seen every episode. Twice. They shouldn't be allowed to do that!

A Twitter TV show? I thought we already had it and it was called every show on Headline News.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Does rebooting Buffy without Joss Whedon and/or Sarah Michelle Gellar and/or any of the characters that made the show good fall into this category?

Or does that fall into "wow, what a stupid idea"?

red said...

Well, Liz is the Buffy-phile, but I think she'd agree with me that Buffy without Whedon is just plain dumb.

Malcolm said...

I heard about Jessica Biel going into "woe is me" mode about her problems getting acting roles because of her hotness. I guess it couldn't possibly have anything to do with her acting skills (or lack thereof).

K and/or K said...

Kate...is she the one with the hair that looks like a weed whip start gone terribly awry?