Tuesday, June 23, 2009

My Current Obsession

My current obsession is Hoyt Fortenberry* from True Blood. I like Hoyt because he is cute and nice and loves his mom. I also like Hoyt because he doesn't like skeezy girls. Someday, I would like to meet a boy like Hoyt, but that will probably never happen because he only exists in my television.**


* Note I am not obsessed with the actor who plays Hoyt (aka Jim Parrack, who literally just got a Wikipedia page...not that I've been, like, looking for one or anything) because he is engaged to some girl who is not me and that's just how I roll.

** Also, I don't know why this is written like I'm 10 and recapping my summer vacation. I may be losing it.

6 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Awww honey, you lost it years ago, don't sweat it. :)

Hoyt's a truly nice character that needs a nice redhead like yourself to corrupt him. How's that?

Can I just use this mention of TRUE BLOOD to state on the record that I hate Michelle Forbes in EVERYTHING she's ever done, probably because she makes a good villain but mainly because she just has a smug face you wanna slap.

red said...

Oh man, but she's such a terrific bitch! The scene last week, when she slapped her house man and said, "No one needed towels!" was just awesome.

Also, Hoyt totally needs a nice redhead to corrupt him. Sweet little thing.

BeckEye said...

I've never heard of this guy but "Hoyt Fortenberry" is great fun to say!

Liz said...

I grew up with a girl named Michelle Forbes, who looked ... let's just say, nothing like that actress. So something about her has made me giggle ever since I first saw her play the coroner on Homicide: Life on the Street.

It all comes back to me people!

Garney said...

I gotta start watching season 2.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Liz: Homicide is where I first learned to hate her oddly enough. :) Something about her character pissed me off. I think she reminded me of some loser girl I went to school with who tried to sleep with every guy in the world.