Last season, I vowed to stop watching American Idol. I don't really remember why anymore (I think it was because they kept insisting we like that annoying 16 year-old), but, when the new season starts tonight, I'll not be watching for several reasons:
1. I'll respect myself more - Seriously, that show is crap and I feel like a moron for tuning in each week.
2. My roommate will not want to kill me in my sleep - When I told her I wasn't watching Idol this season she said, "Promise?" She's not such a fan of the reality TV. And let's face it...Idol takes up, what? 3 hours every week? That's ridiculous.
3. It's now on opposite Lost - And I'm not missing Happy Pony...errr...Lost.
4. It's rigged - C'mon...you know it's true.
And 5. Not even my grandma watches Idol anymore - And I think we all know, my grandma is the mistress of taste and awesomeness.
So there are my reasons. I think they're good ones and I'm stickin' to them. Of course, I reserve the right to still read BeckEye's wonderfully hilarious recaps each week. Somethings are too good to give up.