Thursday, October 16, 2008

Newstories you'd think are from The Onion or something, but aren't (Vol. 3)

(I had to change up Liz's title a bit for this one).

Some guy in Nebraska tried to sue God. According to the BBC, "He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the 'death, destruction and terrorisation' caused by God." (The Brits apparently spell terrorization with a "s." Who knew?) He kinda has a case, I guess, but the judge threw it out...not for being completely ridiculous, but because God has no physical address to which legal papers can be served. Uh, right. That's the problem with this scenario.

People are effing insane.

God wanted me to post this affirmation for you. Isn't she thoughtful?

6 comments:

Liz said...

Aww, thanks God. I feel better about my face now.

paperback reader said...

I'd rather have a mirror that showed off my ass, because that's your best work, big guy.

Falwless said...

Thanks, God!

words...words...words... said...

God, if that's your masterpiece, you're slipping.

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm going to say that quote to someone today. They're going to be feeling all good about themselves then when I go to hold a mirror to their face it's really going to be a picture of a monster.

Del-V said...

Maybe the Pope has God's address in his Rolodex.