Monday, November 2, 2009

Fun with Google

As I've whined about a million times before, I have really bad allergies. The kind of allergies that give you nasty headaches, nauseau, and the inability to eat avocados. They've been so bad for the last few weeks that I've decided its finally time to listen to my doctor and get a CT scan of my sinuses to check for polyps.

So, like any hip young female of the 21st Century who has minor claustrophia, I started typing "How long does a CT scan last" into my Google toolbar. But I got distracted by the suggestions Google started giving me once I'd typed in "How long ..." They were, in order:

- How long does weed stay in your system?
- How long does alcohol to stay in your system?
- How long does it take to get a passport?
- How long does it take to get pregant?
- How long to boil corn on the cob?
- How long to boil and egg?
- How long does sperm live?

Anyone who doesn't think we need serious education reform in this country clearly doesn't have allergies.


6 comments:

Mathdude said...

I'm kinda surprised "How long do porn searches stay in my History folder?" didn't make the list

red said...

Or "How long should my penis be?"

Del-V said...

The answer to "How long does it take to get pregant?" depends on how much I had to drink.

red said...

btw, that chick's boobs are making me uncomfortable.

Liz said...

haha sorry. I put them at the bottom of the post so they wouldn't be the first thing you saw, but would kind of jump out and surprise you at the end.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

How long does it take to get pregant?