End of an Era,
Probably my computer screen at work. Like always.
I hope her new network has programming called "Oprah Classic," where we can watch episodes of her show from back when it was just a shade classier than Jerry Springer
We won't be watching anything. I'm pretty sure that the Book of Revelation says that when the Oprah show ends, the universe will collapse on itself in protest. It's right after the part about "a multitude of women clad in mom jeans wailing and gnashing their teeth".Oh, and I guess we won't be reading anything either. I wonder if the end of the Oprah show will knock Toni Morrison down a few tax brackets?
If only Dr. Phil and Judge Joe Brown would follow in Oprah's footsteps and leave us all alone.
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