So, The Mole sent us a link to a website yesterday called texts from last night where presumably real people submit texts sent before/during/after their drunken escapades (another in the long list of Why Didn't We Think of That blogs). Some highlights:
(510): So drunk, too bad you don't want this
(323): i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
(818): she hot?
(323): i don't wanna talk about it
(610): please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
(703): Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
(513): I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
(405): Yeah, i think she was German or something.
(1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You can submit your own on the website. I know I've had a few weekends that could fill the entire site with hilarity. Or at least a few moderately funny posts. Okay, fine. Not funny at all. Who asked you anyway?!
*the numbers in parenthesis are the area codes from which the texts were sent