Date/Time: April 28, 2009 9pmish
Place: Triple Crown Pub San Diego, CA
Liz: So you wouldn't want to be buried in a Padres themed mausoleum a la the new Cubs fan mausoleum in Chicago?Red: Uh, no. That's completely retarded. I do want to be cremated though.
Liz: I don't get the point of cremation if your not gonna scatter the ashes.
Red: Well, it's better for the environment.
Liz: I don't care about my carbon footprint when I'm dead. Besides, if you're cremated, you can't come back as a zombie.
Red: Excellent point. I may need to rethink this...
Liz: Yeah. You totally don't want to miss out on a coming-back-as-a-zombie opportunity.
3 comments:
What if Trevor Hoffman and Tony Gwynn were buried in the mausoleum with you?
Before you answer, I can promise that Steve Garvey never comes within 100 miles of it.
Nope. Not even then.
If there is a Giants mausoleum, and I can be buried next to Will Clark (my first crush), then I will definitely change my mind about cremation.
Oooh oooh wait! A JT Snow/Will Clark crypt sandwich! That's what I want!
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