Friday, August 8, 2008

This (mostly) Just In: Informative and Unfunny Edition

Well, most of the links are funny, but I am particularly unfunny today. Deal with it!

Alice 3D - Tim Burton is making a 3-D version of Alice in Wonderland. Apparently, it will be a mix of live action and CGI with Johnny Depp maybe, possibly taking on the Mad Hatter. Let's just hope it's better than Willy Wonka.

Bikinis Turn Men into Boobs - In news you already know, science has officially proven men become retarded when bombarded with sexual imagery. This is science, people! There is no arguing with science.

Bulletproof Bras
- In other boob related news, policewomen in Germany have been issued bulletproof bras. It's about time someone thought of the ladies.

Stasi Pub, Super Creepy - Also in Germany (I am queen of the awesome transition today), two Berliners have opened a Stasi themed pub. Because, you know, everyone wants to drink and be reminded of the secret police force who killed thousands of people. That's a real good time.

Burn After Laughing - Finally, Garney sent me the trailer for the new Coen Brother's movie this morning and it looks really effing good:

5 comments:

BeckEye said...

Adam Shankman also just announced last night on "So You Think You Can Dance" that he is producing Step Up 3, which will actually be Step Up 3-D. What could be more exciting than a 3-D dance movie? Whooaaaa, that guy's gonna pirouette right into my face!! Aaaaahhh!!

The Guv'ner said...

I read the thing about the bullet proof bras the other day but am I right in saying they're really just wireless sports bras? I mean they don't repel bullets they just remove sharp objects from the bra so they don't injure the woman if a bullet hits her vest? I don't know why they didn't just go "I know, let's wear sports bras!"

Germans! I ask you.

Falwless said...

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH BeckEye

words words words said...

I saw the trailer for Burn After Reading and I desperately wanted that movie to start instead of the one I had come to see. In fact, I can't even remember what that movie was, but I remember the trailer. So that says it all right there.

Coens + comedy + Clooney = Christmas for words words words.

Garney said...

I hope you mean "finally" in that it's the last item (mostly) just in and not that you were waiting for me to send it to you all this time...