I have no idea what that phone number is. Ten points to whoever calls it!
Today is the 30th anniversary of our on-again, off-again contributer Dave's birth. This makes Dave a pisces, which means he is imaginative and sensitive, compassionate and kind, selfless and unworldly, intuitive and sympathetic. Sounds like our Dave!
According to the all knowing Zodiac, Dave's horoscope for today is: You're soaking up big ideas without fully understanding them -- that has to come later. You're certainly getting the gist of it all, though and can talk a good game until it all clicks inside.
Good luck with that, dude. Have a great day!