The two funniest things currently on the interwebs:
LeWar - Michael Ian Black (who I'm a little obsessed with. Seriously, I'll sit though an I Love the 90's marathon just to hear his witty quips) recently started Twittering (which we all know is lame, but whatevs) and declared war on LeVar Burton. Essentially, they are battling to have the most followers hanging on their every word. You can read all about it on MIB's blog. I'm not entirely sure why I find this so hilarious, but anytime LeVar Burton threatens to "go Kunta" on someone's ass, that is pretty effing awesome.
KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag - Kissing Suzy Kobler is a sports blog run by, well, degenerates, but it's usually really hilarious. The highlight of their repertoire is their advice mailbag where dudes write in and ask various questions about how to get laid. It's totally NSFW, but will make you LOL.