Wednesday, December 19, 2007

There Must Be Something in the Water


Usually, I leave the breaking news to Liz (as she has more experience reporting really important news...and crap about LiLo), but I had to say something about this...Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. She is 16. Yikes! (Seriously, what did the Spears' parents do to these girls? Child protective services should look into this). However, I was even more shocked to learn Lily Allen is pregnant, too (One of the guys from The Chemical Brothers is the father. They've been dating 3 months. It's totally gonna work out, I'm sure) and in even more pregnancy news, Fantasia from American Idol is pregnant (I realize most people could care less about that one, but I'm trying to establish a pattern here people). So ladies, be warned. It's a dangerous time out there for all of us...

4 comments:

Liz said...

Lily doesn't surprise me as much, I guess just 'cause she's older. Of course that should make her wiser. Its been a trend I've noticed for like two years though, getting knocked up is the "in" thing to do.

Falwless said...

I've been reading about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy on all the important news interweb sites today, and the most bestest awesomest part is this:

Lynne Spears, the girls' mother, has now had to "delay indefinitely" her book. Her book on parenting.

I wonder if it's just going to be retitled, "Fuck, I Give Up."

Liz said...

Haha. "Dear God, what have I done?" by Lynne Spears.

Tiffany said...

Chemical daddy is 37 too. Another one to file under "Your boyfriend is too old."