Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Be True to Your School

Being the creative genius you all know and love, you'll be surprised to know I went to San Diego State University (I know this blabbering seems like Harvard educated blabbering, but it's not. Try not to die of shock). Yesterday, 75 people were arrested, and 6 fraternities were suspended, at my alma mater under suspicion of openly dealing drugs (apparently, one genius even sent a mass text message advertising a sale on cocaine. Ahhh, higher education). SDSU has always been known as a party school (though, being the complete dork I am, I never attended a college party), so I don't really find this story all that surprising. What I am a bit shocked about is the prevalence of cocaine these days. I mean, c'mon! Cocaine is so 80's. Unless you are Charlie Sheen, working your ass off to make it on Wall Street, pot or alcohol should really be enough. As Liz said when we discussed this story yesterday, "In my day, we had to settle for underage drinking and we liked it!" Amen, sister. Amen.

8 comments:

Garney said...

"I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells."
- Sam Kinison

Liz said...

Go Aztecs!

Dave H said...

For reals, puking Bacardi Limon and getting herpes is enough fun for me!

Kids these days.

Anonymous said...

Guess all the rich kids will have to skip a semester or two.. Too bad, guess the university is going to have to suck it up and pay its professors a little less this year. Too bad it took someone to die to run a sting operation on a college campus!

Anonymous said...

My brother SAE's were kicked off campus. sucks. If only they new what was going on in the Alabama MotherMu house. HAHA.

pistols at dawn said...

I will never be able to keep all the SD schools separated in my mind, but it's good to know that if I need any booger sugar, I've got a place to go.

BeckEye said...

In other news, Jason Castro is transferring to San Diego State.

On a completely unrelated topic, I just thought of you when I saw the latest SNL promo. It's Shia LeBeouf and Andy Samberg being goofy. They go, "Let's explore the roof garden" and then do Zoolanderish poses around the foliage before ending with a resounding "You're WELCOME." It was cute.

Red said...

Becks: I just found it on Hulu and it is awesome!