Wednesday, May 14, 2008

This (mostly) Just In...

Sarah Jessica Parker has lost her damn mind - Plants are never a good look on your head. Like, not ever. And apparently, she and Kim Catrall still hate each other. Can't we learn to get along ladies?

Ryan Seacrest may take over for Larry King when King retires in 2009 - I say, “Amen” because, Lord knows, I don’t get enough Seacrest every week.

Ugly Betty is moving to NYC - Why anyone would care about this is beyond me, but EW, Gmail and Yahoo News all felt the need to tell me. Amy Poehler even made a joke about it on Weekend Update this week (one of the only funny jokes in the show. (I realized the problem with SNL yesterday…it’s turned into a weekly round of the Improv Game as played by my high school theater group (yes. I was a theater geek. Move on already). Everyone remembers the one time the Improv Game was hilarious and every week, the dorks try and recreate the magic, but unfortunately, the one really funny guy who had all the jokes graduated last year and it’s now really just an exercise in unfunny idiocy. But I digress). Speaking of things no one cares about…

The Tony nominees were announced – The tag line for this year's show is "There's a Little Bit of Broadway in Everyone." Officially, the gayest tag line ever.

Reaper gets a second season - I’m pretty sure Garney and I are the only people still watching this, and Garney’s even about to jump ship, but the characters are really funny and Ray Wise as the Devil is one of my favorite characters on TV.

Gordon Ramsey screams at Gordon Brown for fresh fruit and veg - Ramsey wants the British Prime Minister to fine restaurants that use out of season produce. Eff you, Gordon Ramsey. People will eat strawberries in December and you will like it!

Look! It’s the new 90210 Cast – 2 things about this excite me: 1) Jessica Walters (fka Lucille Bluth) plays the family matriarch and 2) Tristan Wilds (Michael Lee on The Wire) plays what looks like the token ethnic kid. Here's hoping 90210 serves him better than the streets of B-More. But, really, the whole thing seems a bit Gossip Girl/The Hills for me and, ultimately, I'll probably not watch more than one episode.

That is all...

6 comments:

Liz said...

I kind of forgot about Reaper after the writer's strike, but you're right, it's a really good show. I'm glad they get a second crack.

And when I'm old, I hope to be a lot like Lucille Bluth.

Jon said...

Isn't Missy Peregrym in that Reaper show? I just might have to check it out now.

I accidentally watched the first 45minutes of "Stick It" this weekend on cable, just because she was in it.

Please don't judge me.

Garney said...

SJP, Seacrest, Ugly Betty, Tonys, fresh fruit, 90210... this post is like a gay man's treasure chest! You couldn't fit in anything about shopping at H&M?

Mathdude said...

What plant-hats are out? Crap! Anyone interested in a buying a bunch of plant-hats? Rock-bottom prices!?!

pistols at dawn said...

All these shows just make me think, "Man, I should watch Arrested Development again."

Falwless said...

hahahahahah @ garney

SJP's hat is just beyond terrible. God make it go away.