The Most Interesting Man in the World is looking for an assistant (apparently, his old assistant died on the job. Exciting, no?). You can apply for the job here, but first you'll need to arm wrestle a deceased head of state (Mao, Churchill or Stalin. I could totally take Stalin), send a courier pigeon, and develop a mantra (a la "Stay thirsty, my friends"). Is it just me or is this the greatest ad campaign since "Where's the Beef?" It is just me, isn't it? Well, considering all the Dos Equis I consumed this weekend, it's totally working.
The Most Interesting Man's thoughts on rollerblading: "No."
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My drinking over the weekend was rum from Panama that had been aged seven years. I was going to spark up one of my Cuban cigars too but it had been raining off and on all weekend.
Oooh! You're fancy!
This is the second best gig Mexico has to offer, right after Head of The Mexican Space Program.
I feel like I just had mushrooms and not the sort you find on a pizza. That dude's head is IMMENSE! It's like a peanut that goes on and on.
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