Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dress for Success ... in your polygamist marriage

What "True Religion" really looks like.


Yessssssss.

The ladies of everyone's favorite fundamentalist Mormon cult, the Yearning for Zion Ranch, proved once and for all that they do in fact belong to mainstream America when they announced this week that they're capitalizing on their new-found fame with a clothing line.

That's right. Appears the women realized that in all the news coverage about their ranch getting raided last April, in which like 400 kids were temporarily taken into state care, their 19th-century style clothing was getting nearly as much attention as their polygamist marriages and possible forcing of underage girls into such marriages. So, the sister wives revved up their weaving looms, somehow found their way onto the Internet and started selling clothes.

For some reason, I'm really excited about this. Personally I like the Teen Princess Dress, and we are halfway to Christmas, friends...

4 comments:

Danielle said...

If I buy you the princess dress, will you wear it with your hair in that weird, poofy nest-atop-the-head look? (I would've requested the braid, but I think your hair has to be down to your knees to pull it off.)

Dr Zibbs said...

The only thing that would make those dresses hot would be holes cut out in the ariola area.

Red said...

Chloe Sevingy makes it look hot on Big Love.

Falwless said...

OMG THIS IS AWESOME. You have no idea how many people I am going to send this url to and ask for Christmas gifts from. Seriously. What a gift from above.

I personally like the Teen Jacket Dress. HOT.