So, today is Dave's turn to pick his top 5 favorite GitW posts from the last year. He says he'll do it tonight...after completing about a million other things...so Liz and I came up with 5 things we will do to Dave if he flakes. Observe:
1. Rickroll him to death. Like, literally, to death. Because I'm sure that's somehow possible.
2. Block his access to YouTube. Which will make him cry. Dave loves YouTube like these two love cake.
3. Steal his collection of throwback jerseys and special issue baseball caps. We'd then sell them for quite a few dollars and put all the cash in the Red's 30th Birthday Party fund. Really, we may do this anyway.
4. Force him to never talk about sports again. This may make him explode.
5. Require him to vote for John McCain. Okay, that may be bordering on cruel and unusual.
1. Rickroll him to death. Like, literally, to death. Because I'm sure that's somehow possible.
2. Block his access to YouTube. Which will make him cry. Dave loves YouTube like these two love cake.
3. Steal his collection of throwback jerseys and special issue baseball caps. We'd then sell them for quite a few dollars and put all the cash in the Red's 30th Birthday Party fund. Really, we may do this anyway.
4. Force him to never talk about sports again. This may make him explode.
5. Require him to vote for John McCain. Okay, that may be bordering on cruel and unusual.
Let's hope, for Dave's sake, he doesn't let us all down. Meanwhile, scroll down and read Garney's post from yesterday. It's funny enough to cover 2 days.
Don't make us do it, Dave!
14 comments:
ok so I think you pulled a switcharoo! I was all ready to respond to the post I read on reader and now it's not here. So, I am just going to pretend like it is this post...
Red! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Those are THE. BEST. GAMES. EVER! I swear we were seperated at birth :)
Oh sorry, Melo. I'll post that again soon. My bad.
I never realized how much John McCain looks like a pirate. This might be reason enought to vote for him ...
Death by Rickroll... that's awesome.
I'll give you a nice price for the throwback jerseys. Well, unless they're all Padres. Nobody needs a Garry Templeton throwback. But I might be interested in a Tony Gwynn, it would probably fit me.
Seriously, why is he even listed as a contributor? Don't you have to actually "contribute"?????? Oooooooh burrrrrrn Davey, burrrrrrnnnn.
Seriously, I will never speak to that asshole again if he doesn't do his post. That should scare him more than any of that other junk you guys threatened.
BOOOO!!!
This blog sux.
Has he been Rickrolled yet?
He's conveniently out of town for the weekend. He's so dead to this blog.
you know, I am pretty new around here but... Who is this "dave" guy anyway? Does he actually ever contribute?
Dave likes the prestige that comes with being a contributor, and does contribute occasionally, but not that often. He's forgiven though because he keeps our other blog, Pink Hat Nation, alive and breathing most of the time.
DAVE SUX
I can't believe Dave would just run out on me like that after all we've been through. Just leaving, like so many men before him.
I just now read all of these comments.
What a funny little corner of the inter-web this is.
Sorry for abandoning you, Melo, I have committment issues.
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