In an attempt to out-gay Broadway, the New York City Opera is developing a stage production of Brokeback Mountain. Here are some song titles in the works:
"Fishing" on Their Minds
I Don't Know How to Quit You
Jack Twist (More like Jack Nasty)
Anne Hathaway Topless
I'm sure you'll agree, this sounds totally, awesomely bad (and my song titles are terrible. I should have made Garney write this post).
Monday, June 9, 2008
Brokeback!: The Opera
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I didn't know you had already posted this when I sent you this:
Bareback Mountin' on Brokeback Mountain
The Jack Twist Twist
Doin' the Jack Nasty
Joe's Suspicions (Sump'in Queer About Them Two)
Homosexual In Tent
Jack's Song For Ennis
That first night I was wit ya
Next mornin' had to hit ya
Now I gotta git ya
Wish I knew how to quit ya
Is there a song that involves some kind of reach-around?
ooooo!!!! I can't wait to audition for it when it comes to a regional theatre near me! I'd make a wicked Alma singing, "What's my husbands tongue doin in that man's mooooouuuuth?"
I like the Anne Hathaway song.
A lot.
"It's a beautiful day in the Gay-borhood..."
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
Seriously. A Brokeback Mountain opera? Seriously? Seriously?
hahahahahhaha
For some reason, I'm hearing a big, baritone voice singing "Fill my man pit" instead of "Kill the wabbit."
All opera needs is some crudity to make it more popular. With me, anyway.
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