Tuesday, June 17, 2008

This (mostly) Just In...

It's that time again, kids. What does Red think about the latest, breaking "news"? Observe:

Tiger Woods, Amazing - He is just remarkable (and adorable). This commercial, which played many times during the US Open this weekend, got me a little teary...mainly because it's a very touching Father/Son thing, but also because I realized Tiger is married to a gorgeous Swedish model and my dreams of becoming Mrs. Tiger Woods will never be realized. *sigh*

The Smurfs, Now the Color of Viagra - A live action/animated version of everyone's favorite Belgian cartoon is on the way to the big screen. As someone who was Smurfette on more than one All Hallows Eve, I am very excited about this. Of course, odds are pretty good it will turn into another Alvin and the Chipmunks...then I may just cry.

Italian Man Kidnaps Woman, Needs the Ironing Done - I laughed so hard at this story. If my ex-boyfriend still lived in town, I can totally see him pulling this. He really hated doing the dishes.

M. Night Shyamalan, Oh So Humble - He calls The Happening "the best B movie you will ever see." God, he's a douchebag.

Kate Nash, Hot Young Ginger - Her album is kinda, well, immature, but this song is awesome:



Oh, to be young and bitter again...

5 comments:

Falwless said...

I enjoy your (Mostly) Just Ins...

If the Smurfs film turns into another Alvin and the Chipmunks, I'll cry right along with you. I have a bad feeling about it..

I'm glad you liked the Olan Mills Photos thing in my blogroll. Always makes me laugh!

BeckEye said...

That Italian guy has the right idea. I think I might kidnap an Aussie or an Irish guy to do my "ironing." Maybe some "knitting" too. And maybe a little "vacuuming."

pistols at dawn said...

When I get to a certain point in a relationship, I do a casual check of how she feels about the things I hate doing around the house, because the only reason I'd move in is if it means I don't ever have to clean a shower again.

Liz said...

I LOVED kate nash's album when I first got it (as you know, because I burned you a copy). Now there's only like 3 or 4 songs that I listen to on it, but 2 or 3 of those are really fun songs. I stand by it.

larsmcmanus said...

Tiger Woods' Swedish wife is ok looking, for a Swede. We Norwegians always make fun of them with jokes like "What do you call a Swedish x-country skier with a championship medal?" Answer: A "Thief"