Wednesday, June 4, 2008

What's the Deal With Lily Allen?

Lily. Pumpkin. Let's pull it together, m'kay?

Not to be all Go Fug Yourself, but her dress has bleeding deer on it. And apparently, later that night, she had to be carried out of a party by 2 bouncers and her brother because she was so incredibly drunk. I feel a Trainwreck Watch coming on...

8 comments:

BeckEye said...

Wow, it's like Pink, Gwen Stefani and Bjork all went to a kegger and simultaneously threw up all over Lily.

pistols at dawn said...

I have no idea who she is, but it looks and sounds like she makes bad life choices, which I always find attractive.

doorknob_dan said...

There was no mention of her having pink hair by anyone yet, which I find interesting.

When did that become 'not unusual'? Because I would prefer to travel back to that point in time and somehow change things - maybe execute someone or blow something up in order for that to still be considered 'weird'.

Incidentally, I have no idea who she is either. But that's no suprise to me.

Liz said...

Lily Allen had a miscarriage a few months ago and I've noticed she's looked a little kooky ever since. I wonder if she lost it a little.

(Sorry to be Capt. Downer).

Falwless said...

Get it? Lost it? Miscarriage?

Oh god. I am so going to hell.

I'm very sorry.

BeckEye said...

Dan, I did mention Pink and Gwen Stefani, both of whom had pink hair at some point, so there is an implied mention of pink hair. Pink is even NAMED Pink. So read all the comments before you start spouting off, jerk! Pinks, you punk! Pink slips! Ownership papers!

Liz said...

Oh Falw, always noticing the unintentional horrible puns

doorknob_dan said...

Becks,

Like I'd know who any of those OTHER people are. Except Bjork, who we all know what a member of ABBA and did NOT have pink hair.

And despite her name, Pink could be referring somehow to labia, not hair. I have no clue.

pwned!