Thursday, June 19, 2008

Mi Vida Loca (for Once)

I try not to be all "You'll never believe what happened last night" because for the most part my life is incredibly boring (and I know you couldn't care less), but you'll never believe what happened last night! I was driving the seven blocks from my apartment to the bar to meet Liz and our friend Annie (it's one of those distances where I feel silly driving because it's only 7 blocks, but it's a bit too far (and sketchy) to walk at night, so I drove. It's not like I'm paying $4.79 for gas or anything). On my very short drive, I end up behind a lovely old 70's Cadillac type vehicle with a normal sized TV set mounted some how in the car (from my angle, I couldn't tell if it was mounted on the front dashboard or between the seats, but the point is, it was an actual TV and not, like, those in headrest monitor thingys...which is the technical name for them). On said television, the man is showing hardcore pornography. Liz said, "Are you sure he wasn't just watching Rome or something?" and I said, "Not unless someone reedited Rome to include close up penetration shots." Seriously, who does this? I think he even kinda slowed down to make sure someone followed close enough behind to see what he was showing. Hands down the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

You totally want to visit my neighborhood now, don't you?

8 comments:

Falwless said...

I am so sick of Dad embarrassing me. I told him to cut this shit out months ago. Does he listen? No.


J/k. WTF? That's bizarre. I love your city.

Garney said...

Does an erection qualify you for the carpool lane?

Garney said...

I've heard about jerks behind the wheel, but this is ridiculous...

I'll probably keep coming back to this one as more come to mind.

poobomber said...

My question is:

"How long did you choose to follow him for after that?"

Did you at least trail him 'till the money shot?

Red said...

poobomber: I didn't follow him further than my destination, but I laughed my ass off for a good 10 minutes.

pistols at dawn said...

Wow. I've got a new hero. Move over, creepy guy staring at the Penthouse in the corner of Barnes & Noble!

BeckEye said...

People often ask me what my ideal date would be and I can never come up with an answer. Thank you for providing me with one.

The Guv'ner said...

Wow. You might really be a sex addict if you need to watch porn while DRIVING.

Part of me is strangely impressed.