Friday, June 6, 2008

Top 5: Things That Make me Jealous

It's time once again for Red to astound you with her craziness. Here are 5 things that make me totally jealous:

1. JDate - Being of the gentile persuasion, I'm totally bummed I can't join JDate (the Jewish only dating site) to meet a nice Jewish boy. Now, I've never joined an online dating site (because I can harass men on the internet for free), but I really want to join JDate. Damn you Miles Silverberg for making the Jews so darn irresistible!

2. Falwless - She's funny and has more profile views, comments and blog admirers than I do...and she's been blogging for about half the time. If I didn't love her so much, I'd wish horrible things on her...like having to marry Adam Levine.

3. Boston - As a Padres fan, I'm very jealous of their kick ass sports teams. I'm also jealous of a little thing they have called history. It would be nice to see the occasional building built before 1972. Plus, they have a funny accent. Who doesn't like funny accents? No one, that's who.

4. Ladies Who Lunch - Sometimes on my lunch break, I venture to fancy Del Mar where fabulous looking people eat lunch and shop all day. I don't want to brag or anything, but I am the best luncher in the known universe. I should totally be one of these ladies.

5. Whoever gets to shag James Franco - That's one lucky bitch.

Your turn. Thank God it's the weekend.

10 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

You could always convert for JDate. Just remember: you hate bacon, but love banking.

And based on the three hours I spent in San Diego, that town is a consistent architectural cluster eff, with no kind of urban planning whatsoever. Also, the block of "Little Italy" is the saddest little Italy anywhere.

BeckEye said...

I just watched "Spiderman 3" tonight with Mr. Franco. I can't believe that guy has to play 2nd banana to geeky Tobey Maguire.

Red said...

Pistols: Truer words about our "Little Italy" have never been spoken.

MelO said...

I recently started waitressing nights and weekends for some extra cash... I have found myself growing more and more jealous of the diners I am serving! Friends out laughing together, sharing, joking, drinking, and eating... is there anything better than that? Ok, well I could think of a few things, but you get my point.

MelO said...

Oh, and i almost forgot...

YUM! MEE!

WendyB said...

I'm jealous of whoever is having a margarita right this second.

Falwless said...

I am truly flattered. My tip? Just start calling your readers "asshole" a lot. People love being called names.

Is that James Franco in that picture? He doesn't look all that sexy. Adam Levine, on the other hand...

Liz said...

Having spent 23 years in the Boston area, I can say it does have some stuff to be jealous of, but the accent ain't one of them. I am always grateful that I somehow escaped without that.

sharon said...

Don't be jelly of JDate. IT SUCKS. Nothin but bankers and dudes who pretend to be Woody Allen but are so not. Sigh.

Andra said...

My friend turned down James Franco as her prom date...I wanted to kill her!