Gingers is the Watchword: An Open Letter to the Creator of the Universe

Thursday, July 31, 2008

An Open Letter to the Creator of the Universe

Dear God,

Please let me age as well as Helen Mirren.

Thanks,

Red

P.S. If I could look that hot now, I'd be okay with that, too.

10 comments:

paperback reader said...: I've done worse.

There are so few times that's not applicable that it's beginning to lose all meaning.; July 31, 2008 at 7:52 AM
Anonymous said...: If the actual Queen were to look as good as the actor that portrayed her, she might fare better in the opinion polls.

So anyways, imagining the Queen in a swimsuit was how I coped with springing wood at an inopportune time at work.; July 31, 2008 at 8:07 AM
Falwless said...: You know, isn't it enough that we have all these young models and starlets making us feel bad about how average and flawed we are? I don't know what to think when senior citizens are hotter than me. Fuck you, Helen Mirren.

Just kidding just kidding.

I like saying things and then following them up with "just kidding just kidding," have you noticed? Yeah. Just how I roll.; July 31, 2008 at 8:46 AM
Dave Harrington said...: Isn't old people dying better for the economy?

Just kidding. Kind of.; July 31, 2008 at 9:23 AM
Moderator said...: That's Helen Mirren? No way.; July 31, 2008 at 3:54 PM
minijonb said...: they are real... and they are fabulous!; July 31, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Gifted Typist said...: She is amazing, never moreso than in her nuanced performance as Jane Tennison in Prime Suspect, the British crime series; August 4, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Michael DeAntonio said...: i have no idea who that is, but wow; August 5, 2008 at 8:23 AM
Anonymous said...: i used to think she was arrogant and snobby. Well, I still do, but now I can stand looking at her. Good lord!; August 5, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Garney said...: I'd like to put the Oscar between her Golden Globes.; August 5, 2008 at 12:57 PM

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