Thursday, October 15, 2009

A boy and a balloon walk into a bar ...


Hooray! The balloon boy wasn't in the balloon after all and is safe and sound. This is great for two reasons: (1) Its always goods for missing kids to be found safe, and (2) Now we can make jokes!!!


Everyone put your best Balloon Boy jokes in the comment section. Winner gets the joy of bringing laughter to the world.

11 comments:

McGone said...

It looks like a stiff breeze really wreaked havoc on the Chef Boyardee float in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

See, because it looks like a chef's hat to me and...

Never mind. You never said our "best jokes" had to be "good jokes," did you?

I Wonder Wye said...

bizarro! No caption, just really enjoyed hearing the boy was not in the bubble.....

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

http://tinyurl.com/yf9xkrw

This, I believe, beats everything from a great height.

red said...

Ha! Nice one TIR!

I still don't get why this is interesting news...especially now that the kid apparently confessed it was a publicity stunt.

Sorry, Liz!!!

red said...

This kinda sums up how I feel about the whole thing...I just don't get it.

Liz said...

I'm telling you Red, you had to watch the whole thing unfold. For that hour and a half or so when we thought he was up there, it was RIVETING stuff.

words...words...words... said...

Anne Frank and the Dollenganger kids regret that they have lost their stranglehold on "hiding in the attic" jokes.

Liz said...

Ding ding ding! I think we have a winner, WWW! Congratulations.

In theory, someone could top you over the weekend, but in reality, no one reads this blog on the weekend.

Prove me wrong, nerds!

words...words...words... said...

I'd like to thank me, for being awesome. And I guess Red and Liz too, for providing a forum for my awesomeness.

Dr Zibbs said...

Conan made a call for everyone to go kick his ass.

..You had to be there though.

BeckEye said...

Scapegoat time. Since people always blame violence on the media, these idiots will say they came up with this idea after seeing "Up" one too many times.