Wednesday, February 20, 2008

My Guilty Pleasure Returns

America's Next Top Model returns tonight. Here are my predictions for the season:

  • Girls eliminated for having a personality: 3
  • Times Miss Jay uses the term "broke ass": 15
  • Fights over the phone in the Top Model house: 25
  • Girls eliminated for gaining or losing too much weight: 1
  • On a scale of 1-10, the entertainment value new judge Paulina Porizkova adds over former judge Twiggy: -5
  • Nude hot tub and/or shower scenes: 8
  • Pictures of Tyra on the walls of the Top Model house: 574
  • Odds the winner actually becomes a "top" model: 1,000,000,000:1
My excitement over this is really so ridiculous.


Falwless said...

You know, I've just never gotten into ANTM. And what exactly is Miss Jay? Seriously. Does that thing have man junk? He/she/it frightens me. Is that mean?

And what say you about this new Bravo rip-off with Nikki Taylor and Tyson Beckford?

P.S. Did you watch the Project Runway reunion Wed. night? If so, what the hell crawled up Victorya's ass and died?

Red said...

I don't like Make Me a Supermodel, mainly because it's too accurate and disgusts me (read: makes me feel bad about myself) anytime they take the model's measurements and tell some size zero she needs to lose weight.

Miss Jay kinda scares me, too, but I just avoid her by lusting after the yummy (if somewhat creepy) Nigel Barker.

And I did watch the PR reunion. Victoria is a bitch. I think because she had a show at fashion week she's too cool for school now. I loved that Christan won the fan favorite award. I think he's gonna win it all.