Wednesday, February 20, 2008

My Guilty Pleasure Returns

America's Next Top Model returns tonight. Here are my predictions for the season:

  • Girls eliminated for having a personality: 3
  • Times Miss Jay uses the term "broke ass": 15
  • Fights over the phone in the Top Model house: 25
  • Girls eliminated for gaining or losing too much weight: 1
  • On a scale of 1-10, the entertainment value new judge Paulina Porizkova adds over former judge Twiggy: -5
  • Nude hot tub and/or shower scenes: 8
  • Pictures of Tyra on the walls of the Top Model house: 574
  • Odds the winner actually becomes a "top" model: 1,000,000,000:1
My excitement over this is really so ridiculous.

2 comments:

Falwless said...

You know, I've just never gotten into ANTM. And what exactly is Miss Jay? Seriously. Does that thing have man junk? He/she/it frightens me. Is that mean?

And what say you about this new Bravo rip-off with Nikki Taylor and Tyson Beckford?

P.S. Did you watch the Project Runway reunion Wed. night? If so, what the hell crawled up Victorya's ass and died?

Red said...

I don't like Make Me a Supermodel, mainly because it's too accurate and disgusts me (read: makes me feel bad about myself) anytime they take the model's measurements and tell some size zero she needs to lose weight.

Miss Jay kinda scares me, too, but I just avoid her by lusting after the yummy (if somewhat creepy) Nigel Barker.

And I did watch the PR reunion. Victoria is a bitch. I think because she had a show at fashion week she's too cool for school now. I loved that Christan won the fan favorite award. I think he's gonna win it all.