Tuesday, April 29, 2008

This (mostly) Just In...

(If you haven't noticed, this is the title I'm using for a semi-weekly link dump or link-o-rama or whatever the cool sports boys call it.)

Miley Cyrus is a Ho - Apparently, she's "so embarrassed" about the risque shot to the left, appearing in Vanity Fair. It is a bit suggestive for a 15 year-old, but I mean, she looks 20, so whatever. She's just bein' Miley.

Coldplay is Giving it up for Free
- The new Coldplay single is out and available for free download. It sounds almost exactly like all their other stuff.

Florida finally does something not completely retarded - There is a bill in the Florida Senate to ban fake testicles on truck hitches. Sure, there are other, more important issues facing out nation to day, but I can't think of any at the moment.

It's Free Cone Day! - Stop by your local Ben & Jerry's to receive a free ice cream cone. If you don't have a local Ben & Jerry's, move to a real city, damn it.

I spent thousands in taxes and all I got was this lousy check - The Economic Stimulus Checks are on their way (Dave asked me the other day when they were coming. He said "I need to be stimulated." Men). I plan on putting mine in my 30th Birthday Party Fund (and thereby completely ignoring the actual purpose of the check for several months). What are you gonna do with yours?

13 comments:

Liz said...

I'm using my stimulous to pay down debt, which also completely ignores the purpose. Take that, government!

doorknob_dan said...

I'm using mine to buy truck testicles!


Oh wait, I'm Canadian. I guess I have to pay for my own testicles. That sounded wrong.

Gifted Typist said...

What was Miley expecting. She rolled around on those satin sheets. And her pa was right there watching. He even OK the photos.

This smells of Disney Channel getting its knickers in a twist

Falwless said...

I'm using mine to buy Dan testicles.


I don't have a local Ben & Jerry's. Maybe I'll use my check to move to a real city. :(

Garney said...

Miley looks like Darlene from Roseanne

doorknob_dan said...

Thanks Fally!

It's like Christmas!

feathers said...

Where was your best friend Leslie to warn you to keep ur clothes on! tsk, tsk tsk... it's only a matter of time till she's jumping out of limos with no panties on and running around town with Oxycontin!


OH... I am using my stimulus check to buy lots of Oxycontin and destroy all of my panties :)

Red said...

Oh feathers. You kill me :)

BeckEye said...

Miley should be embarassed. Damn, and I thought I was pasty.

pistols at dawn said...

Um...maybe it's just because I spend my days watching snuff films, but that shot isn't risque at all.

I don't support Ben & Jerry's, because they made ice creams for the world's most average-yet-overrated bands, Phish and the Grateful Dead, so I spent $4,000,000 on a group of extensive prosthetic disguises to get 58 free cones, singlehandedly bringing down the franchise today.

Man, I wish I'd paid attention in math class like ever.

Garney said...

Don't forget Dave Matthews Band... their Magic Brownie Swirl flavor is one of the worst.

Sharon said...

In regards to Miley, you gotta read this insane Defamer rant that is actually pretty dead-on: http://defamer.com/385422/teenagers-fuck-and-other-lessons-from-the-miley-cyrus-debacle

Garney said...

Hannah Montana? More like Whore Again Oregon!

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