Monday, March 17, 2008

Guttenberg Alert

Tonight marks the return of Dancing With the Stars (a show I never watch...I swear). As you know (because I told you), there are many "stars" this season, but I'm really only interested in a weekly dose of The Gutenberg.

Abso-freaking-loutely

21 comments:

Falwless said...

Oh dear god where in the hell did you find this picture? I absolutely love it.

Falwless said...

Also, the following may or may not be true: I've watched every season of DWTS.

Red said...

I found the picture by Googling Steve Gutenberg. I suspect it's only hours until someone sues me for illegally using images or something.

I haven't watched an episode either. And I certainly couldn't tell you who's won every season.

BeckEye said...

Now is da time on Bayvatch ven ve dance!

Is that a scene from Cocoon 3, where all the aliens turn the humans into baked potatos?

Garney said...

You can totally see his Gutenberg!

doorknob_dan said...

He looks like he's going to make that poor doggy VERY happy/miserable.

Falwless said...

I saw the Guttenberg. I enjoyed the Guttenberg. I applaud the Guttenberg. I ask you this: has the Guttenberg had cosmetic surgery?

In other news, was Penn Gillette seriously pissed off after he got his scores or what? I thought he was going to cry. I felt bad for him.

Also, whoever that Spanish dude is.. he's pretty hot. Not Jason Castro hot, but hot nonetheless. Also, did you see The Bachelor? Oh pray tell me you watch The Bachelor.

Falwless said...

I saw the Guttenberg. I enjoyed the Guttenberg. I applaud the Guttenberg. I ask you this: has the Guttenberg had cosmetic surgery?

In other news, was Penn Gillette seriously pissed off after he got his scores or what? I thought he was going to cry. I felt bad for him.

Also, whoever that Spanish dude is.. he's pretty hot. Not Jason Castro hot, but hot nonetheless. Also, did you see The Bachelor? Oh pray tell me you watch The Bachelor.

Falwless said...

ECHO ECHO ECHO

Falwless said...

ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

Falwless said...

I bet you load this page and see 10 comments and go, "WOW I JUST GOT 4 NEW COMMENTS!" and then open the comments and realize it's just me being an idiot.

That's gotta suck.

Falwless said...

Does it suck? Just wondering because I bet it does.

Falwless said...

Can you tell I'm tired of work already today? It's only 9:30am. This can't be good.

Falwless said...

Hello.

doorknob_dan said...

Blogger seems to have a stutter lately.

Falwless said...

Goodbye.

Falwless said...

This reminded me of you.

Red said...

Dear Falwless,

I just thought, Holy Lord! People love The Guttenberg!, but it's just you. And that's cool.

I thought he was the most adorable thing I've seen since they invented puppies. Def had some work, but could he be more positive and, say it with me, adorable?!? Liz and I were at a pub having a pint and I made her stop blabbering so I could watch him dance. Then I watched it again when I got home. I think I'm obsessed with him...not that I watch that show or anything.

Penn and Carolla seemed a bit pissed, but let's face it, they're both going home before The Guttenberg.

I did not watch The Bachelor. I haven't watched that show in ages. Was it so awesomely bad I must check it out?

And Stuff White People Like is hilarious. That post made me think of me, too!

Furthermore, to ensure this is the longest comment ever on my own blog, Liz and I were talking about how funny you are last night. She especially liked the rendition of Rumpelstiltskin you posted yesterday.

Love,

Red

Falwless said...

Oh, you ladies are too kind.

The Bachelor is a shade of awesome rarely occurring in nature. I never miss a season. It's just great reality crap. The new season started last night and there was a girl who tried to be all smooth and tuck into the bachelor's pocket her g-string (????), but the bachelor didn't have a pocket and also she was a slut.

That didn't really make sense, but you get the vision, I guess. She went home last night. It was high-lair-ee-usss!

Red said...

I'm sorry I missed that. I may have to add it to the DVR.

Heidi said...

Ok, so I'm watching the men's night of DWTS tonight on TiVo (I have to wait for Thursdays for cable inequities...if you know me, you know where I am tonight)...I managed to see the women's night live somehow.

The Gute is awesome! I love it!!!

I've watched each and every one of these seasons. I'm a huge Cheryl Burke fan, and therefore a whoever-is-her-partner whore too. But I'm definitely into Steve.

Another note: Penn (ya know, of Penn & Teller fame), is a major stage star...maybe you've heard of him, since he's been holding down the magic stages of a little city called Las Vegas. Now I'm just a small 619 girl who can beat the pants off anyone at Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit and I will get pissed when I lose at any game. So the fact that he shows his competitive nature is what he is supposed to do.

PS Attention whores, stand up!

PPS I DO watch The Bachelor!