Thursday, March 20, 2008

Who's Your Celebrity Girl/Man Crush?

As a completely heterosexual women (not even one of those girls who makes out with girls for attention when drunk), I do, from time to time, develop "crushes" on other girls (like, I find them lovely and want to be their best friend). Kinda how every man alive has a man crush on Brett Farve. It's only natural.

Well, for the longest time, my girl crush was for Scarlett Johansson (Garney even sent me this picture once. Yowza!), but lately, it's transfered to the saucy minx to the left (Christina Hendricks from Mad Men). Foxy!

So, how about you? What same-sex celebrity do you have a crush on? Or am I alone in this?


Garney said...

I fantasize about being the little lady to Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and of course Steve Guttenberg. Tom can give me a mustache ride while Ted is serving me drinks and Steve dances for me.

doorknob_dan said...

Eh? Who's Brett Larvae?

I think I could go gay for Peter Jackson.

HAHAHA, no. I'm kidding.

Seriously? Pretty much anybody with $5.00.

Kidding! $10.00

No, but seriously, I think it's different for guys than it is for women.

I think Scarlett Johansson would cause me to go lesbian though, if I were a woman.

Red said...

G: The mental picture of Tom giving you a mustache ride is truly disturbing.

D: Actually, upon further thought, most men I know have man crushes on football players (like Tom Brady and Carson Palmer). Maybe it's an American Football thing? But, yeah, Scarlett is F-I-N-E!

doorknob_dan said...

Blech, I hate sports so I'm clueless.

Maybe you should have phrased it this way: "If you HAD to have sex with someone of the same gender, who would it be?"

Then I'd HAVE to answer.

Liz said...

I think the man/woman crush is sort of not-sexual. Like Lora said, just a person you think is REALLY cool and you want to be their friend, like in a nerdy, borderline weird way. So it doesn't have to be a guy you want to have sex with Dan.

doorknob_dan said...

Oh, whoops, crushes = sex for me.

Peter Jackson then.

Falwless said...

garney--That was way hotter than I even know how to express. But I have a weird thing for that sort of thing. We'll leave it at that. Anyway.

Um, besides my crush on Isabella Soprano which I talked about just today! on my blog! which is fabulous! I would have to say I also have crushes on the following: Katherine Moennig (from The L Word). Um, that girl from A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, Dani. She's so deliciously boy-ish. Hmmm. Also, definitely Scarlett Johansson. YUM. There are so many more I can't think of at the moment. Ooh, Lauren Ambrose!

I'll keep you updated.

BeckEye said...

CZJ all the way, baby. She just needs to dump that 90 year old husband of hers.

Winter said...

Brooke Shields in the Blue Lagoon.
Strange how quickly that answer came to mind.

Tiffany said...

Maybe this is really 1995 of me, but every time I see Drew Barrymore onscreen, I get a little giddy.